Maddie Zahm - Fat Funny Friend (Lyrics) “I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors” drums backing track
Built for players who want to hear the groove more clearly and get to practice without detours.
About this version
Some drum parts make sense on paper and still feel odd under your hands. This version is for closing that gap a bit faster.
Useful for
working on groove and feel
Useful for
cleaning up fills and transitions
Useful for
repeating the section before the section that usually goes wrong
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A version for hearing the groove, fills, and transitions more clearly while keeping the shape of the original song intact.
Start with the tricky section, not the whole song. A few good repetitions usually tell you more than one rushed pass from top to bottom.
Once it feels settled, go back to the full arrangement and check whether it still holds together. That is usually where the real answer is.
Notes
Fat Funny Friend lyrics: [Intro + Verse 1] I break the ice So they don’t see my size And I have to be nice Or I’ll be the next punch line [Verse 2] I’m just the best friend in Hollywood movies Who only exists to continue the story The girl gets the guy, while I’m standing off-screen So I’ll wait for my cue to be comedic relief [Chorus] Can’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me? Can’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly? [Refrain] Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend [Verse 3] I say I’m okay ’cause they wouldn’t care anyway And I could try to explain my efforts in vain They can’t relate Ohh [Verse 4] I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors If that’s what it took for me to look in the mirror I’ve done every diet to make me look thinner So why do I still feel so goddammnn inferior? [Chorus] Can’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me? Can’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly? [Refrain] Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend [Verse 5] It’s funny when I think a guy likes me And it’s funny when I’m the one who says it’s gonna heal [?] It’s f^^king funny when I’m asked to go out on Halloween; Dresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body [Chorus] Can’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me? Can’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly? [Refrain] Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend [Outro] I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors… Submissions / Inquiries - nick@bangersonlyhq.com Partner Channels: ChillOnly - https://bit.ly/3uYHKe3 SauceOnly - https://bit.ly/30gjpSP BagOnly - https://bit.ly/38eIimn VibesOnly - https://bit.ly/30dN2nQ WavesOnly - https://bit.ly/30jbpjW Spotify Playlists 🎵 Bangers Only - https://spoti.fi/3dFpPBp SAD SONGS - https://spoti.fi/3dzYnFc Gaming Playlist (No Copyright Music) - https://spoti.fi/3rRJ286 SAD RAP - https://spoti.fi/3kVWgi7 Chill Playlist :) - https://spoti.fi/3kQBLDG TikTok 2021 - https://spoti.fi/3sUceMt RAP WORKOUT - https://spoti.fi/2OvBv0r Late Night Car Rides - https://spoti.fi/2PuVFbu Car Playlist - https://spoti.fi/3kQJZva Rap 2021 - https://spoti.fi/3rl6Rpn
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